Ah, things are bustling in my world these days, but I do have a few stories cued up to tell. For starters I need to tell everyone about the new woman in my life. She's blonde with a long lean body and a deep throaty voice. She's super sexy and I definitely have the hots for her. Things have actually progressed pretty fast, in fact, she's moving in to the house today.
Some of you may be asking, "wait, what about Mrs. Flops"? Well, for those of you who haven't already figured it out, Mrs. Flops is a super cool chick and she is welcoming this new lady with open arms. In fact, the Mrs. has been pretty blunt about how she's looking forward to watching me do my thing with this new hottie.
So, I thought you might want to see a picture of my new lady. Is it safe for work? I suppose that's up to you, and really why would you want me to tell you in advance. Half the fun is not knowing:
Meet Pearl ...